“Hunter Biden’s Wild Pardon & Britney Spears Goes to Kindergarten?! | The Jeff Adams Show”

Welcome back to The Jeff Adams Show. Today's lineup, Oh man, it's a good one. We're kicking things off with the Hunter Biden saga, you know, the story that's like one of those mystery meat cast roles at Christmas dinner. You don't know what's in it, and honestly you're not sure you want to. And later we're diving into Britney Spears, well not literally, but you know her latest adventures in kindergarten. So grab your coffee or beverage, a choice, and let's get into it. Hunter Biden pardon season is here. So yeah, let's start with the big one. President Joe Biden gave his son Hunter the ultimate Christmas gift this year, a full on presidential pardon. And I'm not talking about a stocking stuffer. I'm talking about wiping away gun charges and tax evasion. Who needs new socks or a fruitcake when you can just get you know, absolved of federal crimes. CNN's Manu Raju called this move a stain on Biden's legacy, and you know, I have to agree a stain that putting it mildly, This is more like spilling gravy on the tablecloth and then setting the whole table on fire. Joe's been saying all along, no, no, no, I won't pardon my son. And then here we are, like, come on, Joe, you can't play the good guy rule a law card and flip it over for a free pass for Hunter. This isn't uno okay, okay, but this is where it gets terrific. Hunter's former Venice Beach landlord says he owes three hundred thousand dollars in back rent, and not only that, but Hunter tried to pay it with wait for it, art made from his feces. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine being that landlord. You're like, hey, where's my rent? And Hunter's like, oh, no problem, here's a poop painting I whipped up. What are you supposed to do with that? Hang it in the lobby. Oh this yeah, it's an original fecal picasso And it doesn't stop there. After skipping out on that rental, Hunter moved to another Venice property, trashed it, and stiffed the owner on eighty thousand dollars in rent. At this point, I think he's just doing a tour of lousy landlord reviews like yelp should have a category for tenants who leave poop art. Now, let's bring Jill Biden into this, because you know every family has that one person who just tries to keep the peace. At Christmas dinner, Jill says she fully supports the pardon and called it a season of peace and light. Sure, Jill, because nothing says peace and light like wiping out federal tax charges. It's like they're decorating the White House tree with Hunter's rap sheet. And you know what's funny. A couple of months ago, Jill was like, oh, we respect the judicial system. Now it's like judicial system, schmudicial system. It's Christmas people. Even Dave Portnoy from Barstool Sports had to weigh in on this. He goes on this rant saying this is why Democrats got obliterated in the election, and you know he's not wrong. Portnoy basically called them out for acting morally superior while doing stuff like this. He's like, you can't keep lecturing people about democracy and then turn around and pardon your kid. It's like when someone gives you a fruitcake and says it's perfect this year, but you know it's the same recycled brick from nineteen ninety seven. All right, let's switch gears here, because Britney spears man. She just doesn't disappoint, does she. So she turned forty three this week or maybe forty two. I don't know, and honestly I don't think she does either. On Instagram she says she's five years old now and enrolling in kindergarten. Yeah, Brittany's out here like math. Nope, but recess sign me up and she's moving to Mexico because the paparazzi are so mean. Brittany. If you think the paparazzi are rough, wait until you meet a few kindergarteners who didn't get their nap time. Those kids are brutal. Oh, and get this, she boarded a private jet and a white trench coat, black for door, and sunglasses holding a grill lighter. Brittany, are you attending kindergarten or auditioning for the Men in Black Christmas Special? I mean I can just see her at the first PTA meeting. Hi, I'm Brittany and this is my trench coat and torch. Where's the juice boxes? So what did we learn today? Hunter Biden is the king of bad tenants? Joe Biden's Christmas Spirit comes with a side of creative justice, and Britney Spears is rewriting the rules of adulthood. Thanks for tuning into The Jeff Adams Show, where we roast the news harder than your mom's overcook Christmas ham. See you next time, folks, and remember, if someone offers to pay you in poop art, say no. Merry Christmas.